Standing at the roulette table in Vegas this weekend I met a real character. He shook his head and yelled out "No Luck!" in a delightful Italian accent every time he hit, even while raking in thousands. When he didn't hit he would look at the number and say "I knew it! I knew 4 was going to come up!!!". After a bit he turned to me and:
Italian dude: "I like you. I'm going to give you a job."
Hanna: "Oh really? And what job is that?"
ID: "You are going to be my good luck charm. I will fly you out here and put you up in a suite. You can do whatever you like, eat, shop, sit by the pool. No strings."
Hanna: "Sounds like a great opportunity! When do I start?"
So now I am trying to figure out how to fit this in with my day job. Any suggestions?